Charlie Sheen was never a fan of Rihanna, and it’s safe to say he never will be. He went on a major Twitter rant Thursday, directed her way.
The “Anger Management” star had his lady and her friends out for her birthday dinner in a private room when the party learned that Rihanna was also on the premises.
Rihanna happened to be at the restaurant, but when he tried to arrange a meeting, he was told it would not be possible due to the amount of paparazzi waiting outside.
But Charlie did not take lightly to the rejection. He blasted Rihanna on Twitter, claiming that he “couldn’t pick her out of a line-up at gunpoint.”
“No biggie for me; it would have been 84 interminable seconds of chugging Draino and ‘please kill me now’ that I’d never get back,” he said. “Sorry we’re not KOOL enough to warrant a blessing from the Princess. (or in this case the Village idiot).”
He also called her a “big ol liar” and criticized her pink hair (“Halloween isn’t for a while”).
“See ya on the way down, (we always do) and actually, it was a pleasure NOT meeting you,” he said. “I’m guessing you needed those precious 84 seconds to situate that bad wig before you left the restaurant.”
Sheen also had some advice for her.
“If ya don’t wanna get bothered DONT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE! and if this ‘Prison of Fame’ is soooooooo unnerving and difficult, then QUIT, junior!” he said.
However, Rihanna claims she did not even know that Sheen was at the restaurant.
“To think that I went there to have dinner in peace like I ALWAYS DO!” she told a fan. “Not once did anyone ask to meet me or take pix, I didn’t even know this old man was in there!”
She also addressed the incident on Twitter.
“If that old queen don’t get ha diapers out of a bunch…” she said, telling one fan, “dat nigga recognized me in a wig bruh!!! Haa.”
Sheen fired back at RiRi via TMZ after the “queen” comment.
“Firstly I want to thank you for recognizing me as Royalty. I’m flattered,” he said. “And secondly; do the good Queen a favor and go tend to the dungeon in my Castle.”
Read Sheen’s full rant on the next page…